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I am looking for someone to pluck out all of the hair on my back, and by that I mean the teeny tiny peach fuzz littering the surface in rough patches. I will pay a lot, I promise, I am already paying. 

If you do it successfully I will let you do my legs, my arms, my armpits, my pussy, my ass, my scalp and then finally every single last hair on my face until I am bald and feel ugly and look a lot like not-me. I will be grateful, I will be weightless and in the night, when I leave my window open and let the biting cold breeze in, I will feel it kiss my hairless body and I will kiss it back, I will worship and devour and then I will perish and I‘ll be glad for it because I am bald and ugly and look like not-me, finally, I will not matter anymore. 

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